even reading makes me lazy

I remembered this after I finished posting the last entry but was too lazy to attempt a segue. I got an email at work today about something that I didn't pay attention to, but what DID catch my eye was that whoever sent the email ended it with "have a wonderful and a purposeful day." Um...wow. Way to make me feel like Underachiever McSlackerson. Thank you, fellow gainfully employed person, but I have a desk to sit at and internet TV to watch. You may want to rethink your choice of sign-off...you're coming on a little strong with the optimistic ambition. I think I will have a mediocre and a listless day, if it's all the same to you.